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Organizational Naming Meeting - August 8, 2007
[in medias res]
CHAIRMAN: So, that’s four votes for “The Active Bacteria Activists,” four votes for “The Health Ledger,” four votes for “An Eye for E. Coli” and one vote for “Salmonella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh.” I’m guessing that’s you, Sam?
SAM [from the back of the room]: Guilty!
[assorted giggles]
CHAIRMAN: Very funny, Sam. Well, we’re deadlocked! I’d love to invite everyone who submitted a team name idea to come up to state their case in a min—
CHARMING GUY WITH TERRIBLE IDEAS: Excuse me, Mr. Chairman?
CHAIRMAN: Yes?
CHARMING GUY WITH TERRIBLE IDEAS: I don’t usually speak up, but I think I might have a solution to our problem.
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